"When he pointed Russia out to her on the globe, Lisa knew that Ronnie must be a Communist. Unfortunately, Lisa’s parents never took the time to tell her about the many traps and perils of Commie life, so she let Ronnie take her to the dance. They married and fled to Russia when Uncle Sam got wise to Ronnie’s Red perversions. Lisa died of Freedom Deprivation soon after.
Remember: no child is to young to learn about Commie Danger”